looks like the end of history as we know

[ink_splotch]

You know what? Stargate:Atlantis is still one of my favourite fandoms ever. No, seriously, you see, the cracky and wonderful AUs you find in SG:A are so, utterly perfect for reading during exams.

So! A few recommendations - all AUs, at least partially cracked.

Stuck on You - because your life is not complete until you've read the tale of two ice cubes in love.

I'm not even joking here.

The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love - not only does it do what it says on the box, it also makes me want Thin Mints. And worry about cookie-on-cookie-sex. Something I was not made to ponder.


Wherein Rodney is an English monk and John is Danish - now with extra lit references, making the memory of last term's Old English that much less painful.


Restoration Hardware - where Rodney's working at a university and John is fixing the hole in the roof. Did I mention the university setting? And how much I love that?

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Unrelated to SG:A, but related to exam stress and getting rid of same: It's not the sneaking around I get off on, it's you and other immortal lines from possibly the happiest episode these boys have had since they first kissed. Also, I am far, far too excited about the spoilers - people finding out! Admitting they love each other! Choosing between the Church and their relationship! Possibly being outed on the cover of a magazine! It's so damn soapy, and I just. CAN'T STOP WATCHING. Not even a little bit.

If you see my sanity around, send it back? I think I've lost it completely.

Also lost and wanted back? My social skills. What little I have seems to go out the window when I'm studying for exams, and can I just point out that my displacement issues? HUGE. I can't get stressed out about exams, but I can get stressed out about fictional characters' political affiliation and The Apprentice. I lead a special life, you know. A very special life.

Comments

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, *honey*. Your revision seems so much more fun than mine. How?

(Also, I got a call from Freya today, asking me to explain the difference between mere and flere. WHY IS DANISH GRAMMAR INEXPLICABLE?)

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it's the fact that I'm *avoiding* my revision that's fun. My revision is not. In fact, my revision is reminding me how much I'm starting to despair of ever really being any good at my course. Or wanting to be - I'm just so indifferent right now, and oit feels like, academically, I'm just not functioning right now. It's not a particularly pleasant feeling.

(DANISH GRAMMAR IS RIDICULOUS. THAT'S WHY.)

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I keep reading and reading, and not actually comprehending anything. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NORMAL AND THAT I AM ACTUALLY RETAINING SOMETHING. Or I shall be forced to cry like a little girl.

Or to put it another way: oh, man, do I know how you feel. *hugs*

(AND SHE'S LIKE, HOW DO YOU FIGURE OUT THE PLURAL OF NOUNS? IS THERE A RULE? AHAHAHAHA.)

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

It's normal. Totally normal. i trust you; you are brilliant ♥.

(DANISH HAS NO LOGIC. DANISH NEEDS NO LOGIC)

[lattara.livejournal.com]

And so are you. We'll deal. Hopefully.

(LOGIC IS FOR FANCY-PANTS NEW LANGUAGES. EMBRACE YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLE PAST - SPEAK DANISH!)

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

I hope so too.

(WHO NEEDS RULES OF GRAMMAR ANYWAY? ONLY FOREIGN PEOPLE HAVE GRAMMAR!)

[lattara.livejournal.com]

(IN DENMARK, GRAMMAR CONJUGATES YOU!)

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*