Billy, stop, stop, Billy don't!

[ink_splotch]

So, in case anyone's asking, I'm reading my religion homework.

No, really. I am in no way whatsoever watching Jurassic Park 3. Or reading fic. Or squeeing about how married Billy and Alan are (though you know it's true). Or, in fact, contemplating writing a prequel for Bound to Give, where I write first time (I'd like to note here that I suck at porn. And first time, when the first time doesn't involve a. teen girls or b. teen boys.)Or thinking about how Sam Neill is kind of awesome, even though he was part of the Dr. Zhivago remake and thus is currently on my "idiot" list.

However, if I were watching Jurassic Park 3, I'd be at the part right before the heartbreak. Oh, angst. ♥

But really, reading about Nietzche and his theory of religion. And my heart is definitely not breaking right along with Billy's. Nope.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/trobany__/]

Well that's good, I'm glad you're doing your homework and not other things because then it'd sound like you'd be having a good time and that would just not work out. It goes against the course of fate, y'hear?

I got a surplus load of peeps and still need your address (I can't find it in my gmail, sorry!) and then you will be drowning in Easter candy. :D

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

I mean, fun is for losers.

YAY!!

[phoenixwish.livejournal.com]

I was completely obsessed with Jurassic Park when I was 10. Sam Neill still feels like an uncle to me. :-)

I wanted so badly to be a paleontologist. Which means that I thought Alan Grant was cooler than Indiana Jones (I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was 9). I've never thought of that before. Wow. That's how cool Sam Neill is.

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Hee, he does have a certain "uncle"-ish feel to him. He was always "the poor man's Jeremy Irons" to me, with the exception of Jurassic Park - which scared the fuck out of me, but I still loved it, because zomg dinos!

[http://users.livejournal.com/trobany__/]

Oh yes! I met Jeff Goldblum once when I was in New York City and I wanted to ask him about JP and all but he seemed a bit busy. Oh well. He was reeeeeally tall!

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

IAM SO VISITING YOU AT SOME POINT. OBVIOUSLY YOU ATTRACT THE AWESOME!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/trobany__/]

Obviously! I attracted you to my journal, didn't I? ;D

[myhappyface.livejournal.com]

God, I love that movie *so much.* I can't even talk about it with my friends anymore, because I'll say something about That Dinosaur Movie and they'll roll their eyes and say, "Holly," and I'll mutter something about William H. Macy being an accredited actor and wander away with my shame. But Alan/Billy! The love that is bigger than dinosaurs! Billy inadvertantly saves Alan's life after inadvertantly putting it at risk! They shall live happily ever after.

In summation: right a prequel! I support you, as do the two other JP3 fans!

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Hee! I haven't told anyone except my rl friends on my friendlist, because really. It's a terrible, terrible movie. But Alan and Billy totally make up for it. Because they're so obviously boyfriends. OMG.

Don't tempt me!!

[ruggerdavey.livejournal.com]

*loves on JP3 and Alan/Billy*

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

*adds love to pile*

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Of course you are, dear. We would never doubt you.

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

And that's why I love you.