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Three litres of coffee down - give me two hours, and I'm bouncing off the ceiling - right in time for the biggies.
Adam Sandler? Dude, wtf. Okay, sorry, sorry, I did enjoy Punch, so I'll tolerate him. Oh, lord. This is horrid. Stop it Adam. Stop it right now. Thank you. Screenplay!! Adapted - c'mon Motorcycle Diaries & Sideways, c'mon.
Oscar for SIDEWAYS! AWESOME!! And it's a good speech too!
Jake Gyllenhal and some *beautiful* woman. *pervs* (Her name, according to Julie, is Ziyi. And she's absolutely lovely) Art Direction, c'mon don't let Spiderman 2 take it, that would...yum, she is lovely. I hate the academy again. SPIDERMAN DOES NOT DESERVE IT, C'MON!! I'll just focus on Ziyi instead then. Bah to you! Bah!
Shut up Academy President, you suck. Yay, Al Pacino! Yay! Hee! He looks good. And...why yes, I am tuning this out and just enjoy his voice. Because honestly? I don't particularly care about 'Honorary Oscars'. Of course, they get stage time, but the people who make our movie possible, the science guys? Pshaw, not interesting. Okay, Pacino, you can shut up now. Oh, Long Days Journey into Night! Ooh, River Phoenix. Broderick! Sidney, short speech, please? Da, da, da, thank you to movies, and we're off.
Emmy looking lovely. Absolutely beautiful. And yay, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER. And oh noes, Beyonce. You know what would be awesome? If Andrew stopped playing and marched off in a huff, screaming about how she ruined his song. It would make my night. Hey, is that Gerard Butler? SHUT UP FOR FUCKS SAKE.Why didn't they let Minnie or Emmy do it? Andrew don't touch her!! Suckiness could be transmittable!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JEREMY IRONS fdiuhdjbdjfbjdaf JEREMY IRONS JUST KEEPING TALKING THE REST OF THE NIGHT JFHGHHKHGJH. And on a different note, Shirt love. JEREMY!!
And yes, the aisle thing is still tacky. Heeee, smilesmilesmile. Jeremy Irons, ladies and gentlemen, and there is a pea under my 's' key. I still love Jeremy Irons' shirt. Cannot believe I didn't know he was going to be there.
Something about animation? I'm sorry, my brain died. Short Animated Film, Ryan won. Yay, Canadians!
Kate Winslet, yay! And cinematography, which should go to A Very Long Engangement, but goes to the Aviator, SHOCK! But more Alan yay. And Kate looks beautiful and her dress is so awesome and different. And she, for one, has acceptable hair.
Five for the Aviator. Hurrah. Right.
Commercials, Passion of the Christ, the ignoring of Troy/Alexander, bla bla.
Sounds, yay!
....not funny. Stop it.
Spanish girlies. Jesus Christ, Salma Hayek's boobs are escaping. But she looks lovely too. Sound mixing, yay! Hey Incredibles, hey! Polar Express? Not a chance, even if it is Hanks. Ray? Possibly, quite possibly. But lemme guess - Spiderman or Aviator. I can feel it. Nope! It's Ray, there we go!
Sound editing. Yes, Sounds gets stuck with the same presenters for two awards. Fuck you Academy. Incredibles!! C'mon. No Spiderman, please. Don't give it to...YAY INCREDIBLES!!
ANTONIO, YAY! SANTANA, YAY!! Spanish song, yay!! Ooh, wonder if Gael is there tonight. No Beyoncé, there is a GOD! Oooh, I like the scenery.
mmmmm, voice. Say what you want about Antonio Banderas, he's an excellent singer. And OMG, I understand some of this. Colour me terrified.
I need to cut down on the coffee. My hands are shaking.
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