Titles are bad. Grr. Bad titles. Also, bad pope. I have a sudden urge to smack him on the nose like you would with a bad cat. I only have a suspicion I might not be able to stop once I started, so, no.
*gasps* Noooo, you don't say? I never in a million years would have guessed. No, really.
The cookies I'm getting, right? Not that I'd turn down the kittens and the kisses, provided my wife and your girlfriend agree... *g*
No, seriously. I shall only need your company for a day as payment for my sweet and generous nature.
It is just as I have secretly known for years. Porn is good for the uterus. Actually, I seem to remember orgasms being good for the uterus. Although, generally? Orgasms are of the good. For my next act, I am going to lie here, blushing about th fact that I just said that. You'll find me under the couch.
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Date: 2004-08-02 08:18 pm (UTC)*gasps* Noooo, you don't say? I never in a million years would have guessed. No, really.
The cookies I'm getting, right? Not that I'd turn down the kittens and the kisses, provided my wife and your girlfriend agree... *g*
No, seriously. I shall only need your company for a day as payment for my sweet and generous nature.
It is just as I have secretly known for years. Porn is good for the uterus. Actually, I seem to remember orgasms being good for the uterus. Although, generally? Orgasms are of the good. For my next act, I am going to lie here, blushing about th fact that I just said that. You'll find me under the couch.