ink_splotch | From the rather serious, to the rather lighthearted

Aw, they're *adorable*.

They are.

Adam looks like he's about to bite Anthony's neck. It's kind of turning me on.

Also! What're you up to during Easter?

Me, too.

Um. When is Easter again? I swer, I'd forget my own head if it weren't glued on. But I don't think I'm really doing anything. :)

It's okay - my first thought was "in April". Because that really narrows it down. But after consulting Lectio, my lifesaver, it turns out that it's from the 8th-17th. But the point is kind of that I'm in Jutland from the 13th and forward and I haven't seen you in ages. And I'd like to remedy that.

Honey, you're *on*.

Yay!

When's best for you? And how long do you want to stay?

(Me: She followed me home! Can I keep her?
Dad: ...)

Friday/Saturday would probably be best for me. And both days would be kind of awesome. Since it's been a long while and I'm sure we have a thousand movies to catch up on ;)

The 16th/17th? I don't think there'll be any problems, but I have to check with me Da, just in case. He sometimes foregets to tell me things (things that are important, even.

Dad: So, your cousin is finally out of the hospital. Whew. That's a relief.

Me: ... what cousin? What HOSPITAL? )

And hoo boy, will we have movies! (soon in: His Girl Friday, Robin Hood - Men in Tights and The Thomas Crown Affair).

remember to bring that Israeli movie!

YES! I have *always* wanted to see HGF. It sounds *so* excellent.

I am *really* looking forward to it as well. And they just shipped, like, *yesterday*, so soon! Soon they will be in my grubby little hands!

*does eveil laughter shtick*

*cowers from evil laughter*

Soon I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD! And, lo, I will change it! For the better!

There's an opportunity to quote from Julius Caesar here, I can feel it.

But since I can't remember it - SOFIE FOR TYRANT!

I... haven't read Julius Caesar. Next you'll be telling me it required reading for this course. *sulks*

SOFIE FOR TYRANT!

You should read it. Because A. It's an amazing play, B. it has some of the best line, and C. it's slashy as the get all out.

I feel a need for jackets coming on.

Heeee. Well, it's Shakespeare. Of *course* it's slashy, he wrote tons of love poetry to men. (for which I am eternally grateful)

Possibly flyers, as well.

Shakespeare is definitely one of things for which I am eternally grateful.

Oooh, posters.

Even if he ought to take some of his syntax and shove it somewhere the sun doesn't see very often (I'm not going to say "never shines" - people are so *kinky* nowadays).

Omg, yes. And tiny buttons we'll pin on everything.

*pets the you* I know what you mean. Hamlet?

And stickers! Lots and lots of stickers.

How could you tell?

O.o. Yes! And mule bags!

Pure talent, baby! ;)

Most. Awesome. Campaign. Ever.

We totally need Toby to come be ~~our~~ your speech writer. You know it's true.

You're good. *boggles*

Ever.

Sam, too. Toby'd be all, That's ... really bad, Sam. And Sam'd be like, What's wrong with my writing? And Toby'd insult him, his schools, his momma and his cats in the space of two breaths and then...

Then they'd go looking for their talent! And then they'll stay up all night because they want to *nail* this thing, even when Sam has a date-that-is-not-a-date with Mallory ---

uh. I seem to have wandered of the point a bit. Where was I?)

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME. And they'd do pedeconferencing, and stop in at Josh's office for the thing to do with the big thing, and Josh'd be snarky and Donna would mock him and it would be amazing. You know it's true.

YES! And then CJ would come by, and she'd be all, Toby, you wanna make out with me right now, don't you? And Toby'd be all, Well, when *don't* I? And then the President would come by and beat them all at chess! Except for Josh, he'll get to know everything there is to know about national parks. (see icon)

And then there'd be lots and lots of sex!

They so should've hired us to write instead of Wells. It would have been AMAZING!

Also, our icons match.

We'd have been amazingly succesful. *nods* And the show would not suck so much right now.

Heeee! They do indeed!

*giggles*)

So true. We'd've rocked like rocking things made of pure rock.

*is twelve and thusly amused*

*so agrees*

That'd be it, yes. And, of course.

My mother does that too! "Your uncle is getting married." "WTF, my uncle's *dating* someone?!"

I really, really *hate* it when it happens. Though I guess my father has an excue, his memory not really being what it was.

(Him: So when's that party you've been talking so much about?
Me: Next weekend.

10 minutes later.

Me: Oh, you should remember x and y - you, for that party?
Him: ... what party?)

I've gotten used to it - as far as my mother's family goes, I am *always* the last to know. Unless it has something to do with my cousin ;)

It is annoying when family gathering suddenly turn up without warning though.

And yeah, my father does that as well.

I don't mind so much when it's just the news that, oh, so-and-so bought a new car. But when it's something like you're cousin is in the hospital or, hey, what do you know, your *other* cousin has just been diagnosed with a pretty serious depression, you sorta want to know right away, you know? If only so you can send them a *text message*, for God's sake, asking them how they are.

Wow. Apparently I had some bitterness I needed to get off my chest. What a relief. :)

Of course *hugs you*

And s'what I'm here for, after all. :)

Really? I thought you were her to give me chocolate. I feel so cheated now. CHEATED, I TELL YOU!

*giggles*

*twirls you*

That too. What can I say, I'm a multi-purpose Chris.

*giggles*

*is dizzy*

Yay! Can be used for anything!

*dips you graciously*

I've actually got quite good at dancing, you know. *nods*

Handy-dandy and fits right under your bed when you're not using her.

Er. Or perhaps not.

You'll have to show me, then. :D

Oh, honey, *nothing* fits under my bed - except possibly the dust bunnies.

Suppose I must, then - what a hardship, eh? *winks*

I'm sure an *insert useless gadget from TVshop* would fit!

Ah, but someone's got to do it.

Only if it distorts time and space. L-space?

Yeah. *sighs* A man's gotta do, etc.

I do in fact believe that TV Shop operates in a different time & space continuum than the rest of us. Possibly one that's affiliated with Hell.

It's a hard life.

I fear you're right. Some of those machines... *shudders*

Yup. But I'm going for the stoic approach.

You know I'm right. *nodnod*

Ah, putting on a brace face...*sighs dramatically*

*nods frantically* (look at Jack! See what *he* thinks of those devilish machines!)

*sighs with you*

(And he should know, being from the 55th century and all - and Spock's backing him up, which you know can only mean that I'm right)

(so *totally*. Now I wish I had one of the Doctor looking bitchy, because it would be so *perfect*. I'll júst have to make do without.)

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