ext_156629 ([identity profile] pronounce-it-y.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ink_splotch 2006-10-11 11:25 pm (UTC)

so its good your having fun; i cant count all the times we had some really in debt conversation about Stephen fry and Oscar wild.

latin sex words?? that was one of the first things your taught t me, it is nice to know that its a tradition for you when you meet new people, I LOVE IT!!!!

any way here are the game rules for israel vs. palestine in football:
The Football Rules of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict:

RULE 1: Israel has the right to play on both sides of the field, but the Palestinians can only play in their own half.

RULE 2: During the match, Israel has the right to build a wall anywhere across the field to enforce the above rule.

RULE 3: Should the referee ever whistle a foul against Israel he shall promptly be denounced as an anti-Semite.

RULE 4: The Palestinians are encouraged to shoot into their own goal. Players who refuse will be nominated as terrorists and will not be allowed to play.

RULE 5: For security reasons, Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball to each other.

RULE 6: Israel can occupy any empty space on the field by bringing in a new player.

RULE 7: All Israeli goals are valid. Even those scored during the half-time break.

RULE 8: The Palestinians will only receive their sponsorship money if they agree to let Israel win.

RULE 9: The Palestinians can only play in flip-flops.

RULE 10: There will be no goal post on the Israeli side.

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