The first two chapters amused me. The rest made me fall asleep. And WTF was going on in Elrond's Council? ARGH! I don't want to hear your life stories and stop talking in prose and if one more of you start singing, I was kill you all.

Fellowship gets strong feelings out in me. I completely respect the books-culturally important and all that. I just don't find them an interesting read.

Understandable, of course!